But it's medicinal!

A container of Fleur de Sel caramel ice cream in your shopping cart at the check out line is as subtle as a box of tampons, or a tee shirt with "I HAVE PMS" in blinking LED lights emblazoned across the front.

It's chocolate and sugar covered in salt, and folded into ice cream.

Don't even try and tell me a woman didn't invent that.

DON'T EVEN TRY! I'LL SMASH YOUR SKULL!

(bursts into tears).

Sorry. I'm a little moody.

:)