Ida Corr. The best thing to come out of Denmark since sliced rugbrød.

I finally figured out what this apartment is missing.

A stripper pole!

It's not that I'm not happy dancing around the house in my afro and my heels and my lingerie with the fringe on top, but something has just been missing.

As much as I love this song, I really don't feel I can fully appreciate it without hanging upside down by my ankles with one bent knee.

Somebody please add "stripper pole" to my Christmas Wish List. Thanks.

My only question is, with all of the artsy-fartsy cosseted film students running all over Denmark, why does this video suck so much?

I got to have more cowbell.

Let me think about it. Mm-mm-mm-mmm.